Morning Fluff: Rescued feral kitty Thomas O’Malley Flufferpants is nearly recovered from life on the streets — now his only priority is making sure his pal Murkin has a proper snuggle buddy.
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
(via beforeitgetsgood)
watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq, via ohnosarge)
HAS NO RANGE THEY SAID. CAN’T PORTRAY EMOTIONS THEY SAID. HAS NO FACIAL EXPRESSIONS THEY SAID. WHY ARE YOU COMING AT ME WITH A BATTLEAXE THEY SAID.
Goddammit, Kristen Stewart looks good in armour.
(Source: katherinediaries, via feedmehappiness)
resident evil; a story about two women in love
oh and there’s some zombies or something
Ship it
(Source: pumpkinlub)
99 Secrets (Passion Pit vs Jay-Z)
can you guess the vagina’s mortal enemy?
come hop in the bath with me and chat about-how evil soap is
-how your vagina isn’t as dirty as you think it is
-discharge and funny smells
-throwing things<3
(via quinnisgay)

